- Kettlebells are cool, Richard Simmons is not.
- You don't have to look or feel stupid trying to memorize emasculating steps and dance routines.
- No lousy cover band music destroying your eardrums.
- No leg warmers are allowed. Ever!
- You get to lift real cast-iron weights instead make believe plastic replicas.
- You'll never hear the instructor ask if you can "feel the burn".
Kettlebell vs the Treadmill:
- Train like a man, not a hamster.
- Develop better cardio without any impact on your knees.
- You can throw a Kettlebell when you get angry with it.
- You can put a Kettlebell in your car and take it anywhere.
- You look cool using a Kettlebell outdoors. You look stupid using a treadmill outdoors.
- People will understand if you curse at a Kettlebell.
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